Happy Birthday Dummy

Hate to fuss you out on your birthday and all
But you make sick so I wont hide,
You tricked me into making a forefront
Of what was suppose to be only the side.

Rules have long been gone
Instructions out the door,
You have made a mockery
Of what the buddy system’s for.

Now why you wanna go and do that love huh?

It’s like you placed me in cold water
Then gradually turned up the heat,
Boiling over by circumstances
That so quickly had me beat.

Now I’m eating desserts first
Disregarding the main meal,
Feeding on the fat of the lamb
Now that love real.

How did you do this? Oh I know…
You tripped me and I fell
Landing in the thick of it
Where piles of loveliness must dwell.

Imma get you for doing this! Oh wait
Guess I already got you.
Cause what’s yours is mines and mines is yours
Although I didn’t enlist to:

~ Love you
~ Want you
~ Yearn you
~ Trust you

Nor did I enlist to:

~ Boss you
~ Floss you
~ Need you
~ Lust you

Sometimes I guess the best things in life
Are landed upon by mistake,
The roads to this escape
Another again I’d make!

But you still make me sick!
For shooting arrows of cupid,
Flying baby angels with weapons is not safe
Now punctures has me stuck on stupid.

All drugged up
Freeing a world of pain,
Hooked since the first high
Feening shots in vein.

Um anyway, Happy Birthday Dummy!
Hope you’re happy with glee,
Because of this day
Born is a new me!

Written by Katrina Gurl 2008
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